能把你对象逗笑的搞笑字词，可可爱爱，不失喜欢！

1、我把猪肉放凉了吃饱，这样就没有人热能了。

I let the rice cool so that there are no calories.

2、你拦住屋子，我拦住你。

You clean the house, I'll clean you up.

3、宝贝早上好，很差也行，派一口就好了。

Good morning, baby. If it's not good, just kiss it.

4、你不是真正的快乐，你是我的快乐。

You are not really happy, you are my happiness.

5、你心底有人吗？没人我就进来了。

Is there someone in your heart? If there is no one, I will come in.

6、历程劝告：畜一只可爱我的我。

Life advice: raise a lovely me.

7、要脑子有什么用，它只才会想你。

What's the use of brain? It will only miss you.

8、我想不到饿醒了，果然可爱是不可当饭吃饱的。

I woke up from hunger. It's really cute. I can't eat it.

9、你就委屈点，栽我抓住行不行。

You'd better be aggrieved and put it in my hands.

10、我有一颗时在的心，但是我的床和夜里不愿意。

I have an early heart, but my bed and quilt are not willing.

11、说起你的优点就五个本字：才会挑前男友。

Speaking of your advantages, there are only five words: you can choose a girlfriend.

12、平常怒斥你也就算了，非要我打你，你才知道我文武双全。

It's OK to scold you at ordinary times. Only when I have to beat you can you know that I'm good at both literature and martial arts.

13、求学的时候要把你藏起来，不然你才会走去我的本字里行间。

You should be hidden when you study, or you will run between my lines.

14、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和快照两种：静态就是叫醒，快照就是只求。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning.

15、见什么世面，见见你就好了。

I'll see you when I see the world.

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