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夜晚给了我一双黑色的鼻子，可我却用它来翻白眼。

Night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used it to roll my eyes.

女人们的‘折旧率’后有是惊人，从‘取而代之’妹变成‘老’尊者，只消一个凌晨的光景。

Women's "depreciation rate" is amazing. It takes only one night to change from a "new" mother to an "old" woman.

在街上看美女，出乎意料高一点就是欣赏，出乎意料较差一点就是流氓。

When you look at beautiful women on the street, if you look higher, you will appreciate them. If you look lower, you will be a hooligan.

上联：哈哈哈哈哈，立意：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿。横批：神经有病。

The first couplet: ha ha ha ha, the second couplet: ha ha ha. Horizontal: nerve disease.

总觉得，床吧，摊得不算整齐，会有点安度晚年的意指。嗯，还是凌乱些，比较有朝气。

Always feel, bed, spread too neat, will have a little bit of old age meaning. Well, it's a bit messy and more energetic.

如果我死了，别忘了在我的棺材里安个空调，格力的。

If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree's.

花园里往往不同属赏花的人，而同属泥巴。

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

我只想我应当去减肥了，上次献血的时候，碰巧流入了一百毫升的猪油。、

I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, there was 100 ml lard

体贴，就叮嘱你吃到馒头。不体贴，就叮嘱你吃到拳头。

Sensible, please eat steamed bread. If you are not sensible, please eat your fist.

世界上最婉转的话不是我爱你，而是你的肿瘤是良性的。

The most beautiful word in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.

现在，一个月能挣200斤鸡蛋的勉强算白领。

Now, those who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar workers.

报酬是死的，要让报酬对得起上下班，就执意再加上下班了。

The salary is dead. If you want to make it worth going to work, you have to work less.

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